Today's humor

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. Denton

    Denton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

    I liked the cat...
     
  2. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

    This Valentine's Day, show someone you love them by having your lawyer take the blame for the time you paid off a porn star you had an affair with.

    Sorry, too political... shoot me.
     
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  3. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

    I've often been curious, what are those Pillow talk conversations like.
    Counseling sessions, Therapy, arbitration...........
    "Yes, I cheated on you last week...last month last year or 10 Years ago"
    "but it's over & it didn't mean anything really..."
    The Clinton Household musta been chilly at times, Kobe Bryant, Jay Z
    etc., etc.,

    We have seen/read about this with Celebrity types, Movie Stars, Athletes,
    Politicians, Religious Leader/pastor
    or just joe/jane sixpack... John Q Citizen types.
     
  4. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

    My conversation with my cheating ex went like this: Me - You've been sleeping with other guys? Her - yes, I'm sorry, let's have an open relationship. Me - Get the fuck out.
     
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  5. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

    I've been duped/cuckold...
    Two times I was Oblivious till after the break up...

    One time I suspected.... we were meeting for Dinner/drinks at the BBC in Palo Alto 1980~!ish (?)
    She arrived a little late....sat down took a drink...then I asked " So, how long have you been
    married?" Her jaw dropped, then asked "how long have you Known?"... "I didn't till just Now".
    She asked "does it matter?"....ah yeah....honesty is crucial. See ya
     
  6. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin War Zone Member

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    Kobe Bryant was a whole 'nother level. Not just an affair. And we know it costs exactly a $4M diamond if you rape a chick and want your woman to stay with you.
     
  7. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

    whoa.... I had no idea.
     
  8. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin War Zone Member

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