Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by DYohn, Sep 24, 2010.
Yes, I liked Yohn's post, but I still feel a little bit bad about it.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on theway they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
That map is wrong as there should be a "heathen" spot on my house.
Clearly the Catholics didn't make this map or it would just be binary.
With enough magnification, I can see one little yellow spot in the sea of orange somewhere in the southwest part of the US.
I suspect there are more Catholics in Arizona than Lutherans...
but ya never know.
Y'all are welcome to come to my Monthly druid gathering
a bucolic bacchanalia that doesn't discriminate.
the above two
Got to be really aerodynamic...
oh how I miss Bloom County
Calvin & Hobbes
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