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    Yes, I liked Yohn's post, but I still feel a little bit bad about it. :oops:
     
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    Senior wedding
    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on theway they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.
    • Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
      "Are you the owner?"
      The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
      Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
      Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
      Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
      Pharmacist: "All kinds."
      Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
      Pharmacist: "Definitely."
      Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
      Pharmacist: "You bet!"
      Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
      Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.
      Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
      Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
      Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
      Pharmacist: "We sure do."
      Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
      Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
      Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
      Pharmacist: "Sure."
    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
     
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    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor

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    That map is wrong as there should be a "heathen" spot on my house.
     
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    Clearly the Catholics didn't make this map or it would just be binary.
     
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    With enough magnification, I can see one little yellow spot in the sea of orange somewhere in the southwest part of the US. ;)
     
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    I suspect there are more Catholics in Arizona than Lutherans...
    but ya never know.
    Y'all are welcome to come to my Monthly druid gathering
    a bucolic bacchanalia that doesn't discriminate.
     
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    LOL...
    the above two
     
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    Got to be really aerodynamic...

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    oh how I miss Bloom County

    Calvin & Hobbes
     
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    I liked the cat...
     

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