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  1. Denton

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    KILT LIFTER?

    I have always liked Anchor beers & Rye Whisky
     
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    On that note:

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    Where's David right about now? Maybe its sorta Dusty & Windy in Arizona
     
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    You called? It's perfect down here. Kiltlifter is in the fridge.
     
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    Just had my septic tank pumped. License plate on truck: ICK
     
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    lol, perfect for father's day.
     
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    LOL
     
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    Just keep in mind that 0 & 100 Kelvin are still both dead by freezing. ;)
     
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    An oldie but still a goodie:

    A Scotsman comes to the U.S. and attends his first baseball game.
    The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a
    few swings and then hits a double.

    Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"

    The next batter hits a single.

    The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers

    "RUN!! RUN!!".

    The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins

    screaming with the fans.

    The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by.

    The Umpire calls: "Walk."

    The batter starts his slow trot to first base.

    The Scot stands up and screams,

    "Run ye lazy bastard, run!"

    The people around him begin laughing.

    Embarrassed the Scot sits back down.

    A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment,

    leans over and explains,

    “He can't run -- he has four balls."

    The Scot stands up and screams:

    "Walk with pride, Laddie!"
     
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    For Mr. Knapp...

    this morning's Rhymes with Orange

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