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    With no malice intended to either religion -

    The Priest and the Rabbi

    A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants.

    "I go in at well past 9 o’clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar. Come 2 o'clock, as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. Then
    I say: 'I've already paid your colleague who has left.' Because I am a man of the cloth, they take my word for it, and I leave."

    The rabbi is impressed, and says: "Let's try it together this evening."

    So the priest books them into a restaurant and come 2 o’clock they are both still quietly sitting there after a very full meal. Sure enough, a waiter comes over and asks them to pay.

    The priest just says: "I've already paid your colleague who has left."

    And the rabbi adds: "And we are still waiting for the change!"

    Might be an old one!
     
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    "American beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water."
     
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    You were saying...?
     
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    Courtesy Tom S. on FB...

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