Today's humor

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  1. DYohn

    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    Sam and Sue had been dating for several weeks and they decided it was time to have sex. They went to Sam's place and after a very satisfying time, were laying next to each other naked. Sue began gently rubbing Sam's balls. After a few minutes Sam said, "You know, that feels surprisingly good but I've never been with anyone who liked doing that as much as you seem to like it." Smilingly, Sue replied, "I guess it's just because I miss mine so much."

    :p
     
  2. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

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    amusing...
     
  3. LarryB

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    :laugh:
     
  4. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin War Zone Member Top Poster

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    Hey, if he made it several weeks and couldn't tell, no harm, no foul, right.
     
  5. chad

    chad Well-Known Member War Zone Member Top Poster

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    :lol:
     
  6. DYohn

    DYohn Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    Absotively.
     
  7. Barry_NJ

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    LOLs...
     
  8. LarryB

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    "Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had them, I'd be King."
     
  9. chad

    chad Well-Known Member War Zone Member Top Poster

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    :confused:
     
  10. LarryB

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    You bet!
     
  12. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

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    Marriage is like a deck of cards....................

    In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
    By
    the end..............

    you'll wish you had a club and a spade.....
     
  13. murrayb

    murrayb Active Member War Zone Member

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    I like that one, Randy.
     
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    Tom R S 4 Active Member War Zone Member

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    Cute. :2tu:
     
  15. Denton

    Denton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

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    I guess that makes Randy the Joker.
     
  16. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

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    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
    "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
    doing?"

    The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room
    number of the patient?"

    The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room
    302."

    The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the
    nurse's station for that room."

    After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,"I
    have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
    blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
    physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

    The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God
    bless you for the good news."

    The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

    The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells
    me shit."
     
  18. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin War Zone Member Top Poster

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    Sad but true. Having had three babies in the past 7 years, I can't fathom how they justify charging $2000 a day for a hospital room when you get a cumulative 15 minutes of attention each day. I understand that rooms are finite but that's like paying 4 star hotel prices PLUS several hundred dollars and hour for the Dr. and nurse time.
     
  19. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

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    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

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    This is copied from a post on the B&W owners thread over on AVS this morning. Putting it on a humor thread cause it made me laugh:


    "After so many years of discontent and upgrading, it's a nice finally settle in and move on. Sort of like getting married, except the B&W's hold up a lot better with age."
     
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